I was going to go to bed but...My life is Average.

A good friend recently introduced me to a web page called "My life is average" (http://mylifeisaverage.com/index.html)

I nearly died laughing at this stuff. Its amazing.

This morning if I could have an entry on this site, I think it would read something like this,

"I wasn't going to eat breakfast today, I was just going to go to bed after a horrible night. Since I came home to a disastrous kitchen, I went to make a cup of tea, realizing I was hungry and all the pots were dirty (I own 2), I decided to make hard boiled eggs in the microwave. Simple. Bowl of water, plus eggs microwave for 8 minutes = quick, mess-less breakfast, (without having to do the dishes.) I managed to stuff the dishwasher and at least clean the counter tops while my eggs cooked and the kettle boiled. DING, oh good they're done. I took them out of the water, placed them on a towel, broke the shell of one to make sure it was cooked. Check. Moved them to the other counter to run them under cold water, when all of a sudden I hear a gun shot. (Insert noise of an explosion here). 2 words. Spontaneous Combustion. The first egg literally just kind of POP*ed and there it was egg splattered all over my kitchen like a paint ball. I laughed. Out loud. I stare down the second egg wondering if the same thing is going to happen to it, or if it was just a fluke kind of thing. I decide to chance it and grab a towel and run it under some cold water. Again I break the shell to peel the egg. And Fizzle, gurgle. POP. Round #2 Spontaneous Combustion. I guess I should have done the dishes. MLIA."

I cannot even explain to you how hilarious this was after one of the worst 12 hour shifts, and after several recent kitchen flops in the last 2 days. I already had frosting on my walls from Thursday nights cake episode. I actually burst into laughter. more than once. I wish I had a picture but I couldn't find my camera card. My hysterical thing that has happened to me since I got chased by the naked Spanish lady covered in poop at work.

I really wish there had been someone there to witness this with me because I think we would have been rolling on the floor. My life may or may not be average, but it certainly is amusing.

Lesson for the day: Laugh. Find joy in the ridiculosity of life. If not yours, at least mine ;)

-sj